i need an appropriate joke for school.....?

Question

to read in a public speaking class! i want it to be funny though & not just something stupid just to get it over with.

thanks!

Answer 1

Will this appropriate?

A couple had been married for 35 years and was celebrating the husband's 60th birthday.

During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each.

The wife said, "We've been so poor all these years, and I've never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world."

The fairy waved her wand and POOF! She had the tickets in her hand.

Next, it was the husband's turn.

He paused for a moment, and then said, "Well, I'd like to be married to a woman 30 years younger than me."

The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He was 90.

or this?

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices our Little Johnny trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, Little Johnny is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.

After watching Little Johnny’s efforts for some time, the priest steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child’s shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring.

Crouching down to the child’s level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, “And now what, my little man?”

To which Little Johnny replies, “Now we run!”

or maybe this?

A man, who is sentencd to life imprisonment, decided to dig a tunnel to escape. He works for many months on this tunnel and finally finishes it. He decides to break out during the day, figuring that the guards will not suspect this. As he breaks through the ground to the surface, he finds himself in a pre-school playground.

He is surprised, but he rejoices anyway, shouting, "I'm free, I'm free!"

At this a little girl approaches him, puts her hand on her hip, and says, "Big deal! I'm four!"

Answer 2

Someone saw a blonde eating a Tootsie Roll Pop and asked her, "So, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll - Tootsie Pop?"

Without a thought, the blonde replied, "Beats me, but it took almost the whole day just to lick through the wrapper."

Answer 3

Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the USA from China. They decided to become
American citizens, and "Americanize" their names.
Bu, called himself "Buck"
Chu called himself "Chuck"
Fu decided to return to China.

Answer 4

a fish was swimming through the water and hit a wall of concrete, shook his head, and said dam

or you should check my birth joke question.

Answer 5

Not appropriate...but still funny

What's long, green, and smells of pork???

KERMIT the frogs finger!!!