Do atheists really burst into flames upon entering a church?
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2007-10-29 10:49:06 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If that really happened then I'd be a believer.
2007-10-29 10:52:56 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I have been to many churches, I went into one last week as a matter of fact and I didn't even get particularly warm.
2007-10-29 17:52:54 · answer #2 · answered by kmcpmgoodson 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love all these answers, especially the flame retardant suit.
LOL
2007-10-29 17:55:51 · answer #3 · answered by Tricia R 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
They even burst into flames on yahoo answers.
2007-10-29 17:53:37 · answer #4 · answered by Steel Rain 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
No, bettie, the CHURCH bursts into flames.
2007-10-29 18:29:15 · answer #5 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it is. As Christians, we don't believe in childish pranks like pushing boys into girls' restrooms; instead, we push atheists into Church to watch them spontaneously combust. We did it at my church last weekend, actually.
Good times ... good times. ; )
2007-10-30 07:37:21 · answer #6 · answered by Suzanne: YPA 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and then their head spins around and around. Lets not even get IN to holy water results.
2007-10-29 17:52:55 · answer #7 · answered by Gertrude H 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I always wear a fire-retardant polyester suit in order to blend in, so it hasn't happened to me when I have to go to a wedding or a funeral.
2007-10-29 17:52:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Only in some churches.
2007-10-29 17:52:14 · answer #9 · answered by Sun: supporting gay rights 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yes. It happened to me once. Seriously. I'm totally not making this up in any way.
2007-10-29 17:51:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Probably not, otherwise my wife would leave me alone on Sunday (unless she was interested in the insurance money).
2007-10-29 17:59:51 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋