A married couple was in the hospital waiting to deliver their baby, the doctor said he has a new macheine that takes pain off of the mother and transfers it to the father and asked if the couple would try it for him and the couple agureed. He hooked up the mother and once labor began he turned on the machine. "we'll start with 10%" he said, soon the wife was screaming and the husband said he felt nothing so the doctor turned it up to 25%. Still the man felt nothing 75% still nothing, at 100% he felt some stomach pains but it turned out to be gas. The couple was very happy because the wife felt no pain and the birth went very well. After a few days at the hospital the couple returned home to find the mail man dead on their doorstep.
2007-10-29 10:44:17 · 22 answers · asked by Nate 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahah!! hilarious!! thx for the laugh and a star for u!
2007-10-29 10:48:36 · answer #1 · answered by sweet_fsy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dead? He's a wealking, eh? That's messed up...lol.
I wonder what the wife told the husband after that.
2007-10-29 22:10:49 · answer #2 · answered by this website is pointless 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-29 19:57:52 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it. It's the milkman's baby! At first I didn't get it, but now I do! That's good
2007-10-29 17:50:14 · answer #4 · answered by armygirl8708 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its good
I heard and read it before though
2007-10-29 18:29:39 · answer #5 · answered by meri 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since when is adultry funny?
2007-10-29 18:40:07 · answer #6 · answered by O 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant joke mate :P STAR!!!!
2007-10-29 18:15:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol the mailman was the dad!
2007-10-29 17:52:26 · answer #8 · answered by meganvs1221 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....laughed out loud! Great!
2007-10-29 17:50:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-10-29 18:01:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋