1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?
1st woman: I Froze to Death.
2nd woman: How Horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
funny or not? lol.
2007-10-29 10:32:58 · 22 answers · asked by ღ£Ðwå®Ðz§ løv£®ღ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was so funny. A star for you.
2007-10-31 04:31:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-29 19:59:21 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's real clever. I like it. 2 Thumbs up to you!
2007-10-29 17:55:09 · answer #3 · answered by armygirl8708 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
woops, so the woman who died frozen was the one who the husband cheated woman #2 with?!?!?!? OMG!!
2007-10-29 17:40:12 · answer #4 · answered by NoNameForYou 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol very funny!
A star for you!
2007-10-29 18:11:37 · answer #5 · answered by pwnage. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha lol funny
2007-10-29 18:06:06 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-29 17:37:38 · answer #7 · answered by smarternow 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMGOSH! That was quite possible the dumbest joke I've ever heard!
2007-10-29 17:38:17 · answer #8 · answered by JoJo 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol very funny
2007-10-29 17:37:29 · answer #9 · answered by Nate 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny lololololol
2007-10-29 18:18:24 · answer #10 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋