What's dumb?
Directions on toilet paper.
What's dumber than that?
Reading them.
Even dumber?
Reading them and learning something.
Dumbest of all?
Reading them and having to correct something you've been doing wrong.
Two Tennesseeians are walking down different ends of a street toward each
other. One is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray,
whatcha got in the bag?"
"Just some chickens."
"If I guess how many there are, can I have one?"
"Heck, I'll give you both of them!"
"Okay. Five?"
Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the USA from China. They decided to become
American citizens, and "Americanize" their names.
Bu, called himself "Buck"
Chu called himself "Chuck"
Fu decided to return to China.
I didn't get a toy train like the other kids. I got a toy subway instead.
You couldn't see anything, but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling
noise go by.
2007-10-29 10:27:03 · 17 answers · asked by Catholic 14 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The second is the best, but need I remind you Kentuckians are dumber than Tennesseeians!
2007-10-29 11:00:52 · answer #1 · answered by armygirl8708 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - that's pretty funny - I like the Tenneseeian joke the most --> that chinese one was pretty funny too, although it might offend some Chinese peoples . OK, tc.
2007-10-29 10:31:09 · answer #2 · answered by Adel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVED the one of the chicken and the chinese citizens
2007-10-29 10:31:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The second and third are the best.
Thanks for the smile!
Cheers.
2007-10-29 10:30:46 · answer #4 · answered by .sincerious. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like the china one
2007-10-29 10:30:03 · answer #5 · answered by boo_ah_peek 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the second one thats funny..
2007-10-29 12:31:57 · answer #6 · answered by antiluv6 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one was crap the others were quite good
2007-10-29 10:31:56 · answer #7 · answered by Cockney Hustler 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i like the first one best!
2007-10-29 10:42:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't blame Fu haha
2007-10-29 13:16:54 · answer #9 · answered by evasive_eyes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-10-29 10:30:59 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋