The preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed George by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
The Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and your Anniversary?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
2007-10-29 09:54:29 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-29 10:17:28 · answer #1 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ha!! I had to think twice before i replied thats pretty funny!! What a idiot "George" is.
2007-10-29 10:00:04 · answer #2 · answered by xboxxy 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Heard that a billion times....didn't laugh the first time either
2007-10-29 10:21:04 · answer #3 · answered by JoJo 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Exactly...got to keep a low profile :l
2007-10-29 13:26:12 · answer #4 · answered by evasive_eyes 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha funny lol
2007-10-29 10:39:39 · answer #5 · answered by Black 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
shh now you know my job xxx lol xxxx
2007-10-29 15:02:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahhahaha thats cracking me up ... hahahahahha
2007-10-29 10:43:32 · answer #7 · answered by Haitham Emad 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nice like it.lol
2007-10-29 10:04:02 · answer #8 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Where do you get all of these jokes, girl!?!?!
2007-10-29 10:22:43 · answer #9 · answered by NoNameForYou 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
itx okay but kinda corny....lol tho
2007-10-29 09:59:03 · answer #10 · answered by Julie 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋