The crowded cafeteria sported a large sign reading: "Watch Your Hat And Overcoat."
Ira sure did. He kept turning every minute, almost choking over his food. His pal, Barney, kept on eating, without thought of his own coat on the hook.
Finally Barney said, "Ira, you Schmuck...stop watching our overcoats."
"I'm only watching mine," replied Ira. "Your's has been gone for over half an hour."
2007-10-29
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