An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."
Happy Halloween
2007-10-29 09:24:31 · 18 answers · asked by Fr3dinbed 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny my friend *4u lol
2007-10-29 11:06:13 · answer #1 · answered by ♫ღ♥Samantha B™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do people really try and win u off with a star?
i c that with almost every joke question.
anywho, the joke was funny.
9/10
2007-10-30 00:22:52 · answer #2 · answered by ♫ pros and cons of breathing ♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great! Happy Halloween!
2007-10-29 11:20:10 · answer #3 · answered by tigersue 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant ha haha hahahahahaha
2007-10-29 12:03:11 · answer #4 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha great joke you get a star from me lol
2007-10-29 10:45:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am lauging the crap out of myself STAR
2007-10-29 09:28:59 · answer #6 · answered by David L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny im laughin so hard * 4 u
2007-10-29 09:36:45 · answer #7 · answered by Meg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-29 10:30:59 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok. that was not ha ha funny but more like * giggle giggle*
2007-10-29 09:36:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah i love this joke *star*
2007-10-29 09:31:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋