How do you pass a drug test if you have smoked pot?

Question

My friend smoked pot 2 days ago and the test is in 2 days. What can she do?

Of course you can pass a drug test-retards. I am talking about POT not Crack here ok- chill out. Those of you who DO NOT know how to pass or say "you can't" should just not respond! Go roll yourselves one and chill out!!! :)

Looking for REAL answers not people who just want 2 pts.

More details for those who are asking: She did not know that she would have to take the test for this job. She is not a big smoker. It was a one time thing. She is not a bad person and does not even drink. Pot never hurt anyone so 1 time does not make u a bad person. U don't kill people on Pot. Alcohol is prob worse.

Answer 1

easy to pass drug test, go to the nearest gnc store and look for a drink called herbal clean, or total ecplise , can't tell employe its for drug test or they won't sell it to you. anyhow the drink its roughly going to cost 40-50 dollars. you drink it 2 hours before the test, and it gives a 6 hour window, where you will piss clean for 6 hours after an hour drink is taken, you must drink alot of water between then and now. i take alot of drug test, i am on college probation and can give me 6 drug test semester, and i still do what i do, and still pass.

Answer 2

Does she smoke every day? Was that the only time she's smoked in the last month or so? If she drinks plenty of fluids and that was the only time she smoked recently, she'll be fine. If she smokes every day, she shouldn't even bother taking the test, she'll fail. And yes, I'm speaking from personal experience. I smoked on a Friday night and got random tested on Tuesday morning and I passed because I hadn't smoked in a while and I made sure I drank a lot over the weekend. Of course, I was sh*ting bricks while I waited for the result, but I passed.

Answer 3

Well do you have a friend that you trust that doesnt smoke.... Get her to pee in a cup double wrap a condom put the pee in the double wrapped condom keep it in the fridge till test day heat a insulated mug full of hot water 1-2 hrs before test put the condom in the cup till the minute you walk through the door to do your test wrap it with a paper towel and put it inbetween your legs in your underwear... Dont wear a skirt pants preferably.... Normally when you go to do a piss test un less your a convict they dont watch you they allow you to lock the door behind you!!! take the condom from your pants and bite into it so their is a little hole you will be nervous so becarefull not to spill the pee pour a little in the toilet and a little in the cup their will be someone ready to take the cup from you as soon as you walk out the bathroom wrap the condom back up and put it back where you started.... They do take the temperature thats why you keep it hot till you go inside....They do check the trash.... It worked for me so it could work for your friend good luck and I hope this helps....

Answer 4

Look for a different job that doesn't test or prepare to go to jail (if it is a probation office test).

She could also kick herself really hard in the @ss for doing something so stupid. Smoking pot isn't as stupid as smoking pot 2 days before a drug test.

Answer 5

Stop polluting your body and screwing up your chromosomes with Pot's toxic chemicals...... is the best place to start.

DUDE, act like a grown up and live with your decisions. If you want to use drugs, then stop trying to cheat a drug test and deal with the consequences of NOT getting a good job. There's a lot of "gimmicks" solutions for sale, but they don't work, so save your money.

The truth is, it will take MONTHS to get the chemical traces of your last joint out of your system. The more-badder news is that recent research has yeilded better methods for detecting drugs, even after SINGLE USE.

PRAY that all you are subjected to is a urnine test, which could take 12 weeks to clear up if you are a habitual stoner. Other tests (hair folicle, spinal fluid, blood, etc) can show drug use much farther back into your past. So... if you are a female with long hair, your goldielocks will show chemical traces for a YEAR or more (until it grows out and gets clipped off).

Bummer huh?

Have another toke and repeat after me.... "you want fries with that?"

Answer 6

Nothing really, unless she uses someone else's urine. But she has to make sure to keep it warm because when I worked in doctor offices and gave test we had a temperture gage on the side of the cup and it read how hot it is. Your own urine is very warm!!! Something to think about. Some places don't do that though..... There are powder substances to use but not all work, believe me i've had friends use certain ones and them not work. Good Luck on that though!! :)

Answer 7

By not smoking pot...it all depends on your body and how much and often you smoke. The drug is not so bad however I see people loose there jobs all the time over pot.

Answer 8

Well if she knew she had a drug test coming up. Why did she even smoke??? Common sense would tell you that.But apparently she doesn't have it. There's nothing you can do in 2 days to clean your system.So just say your goodbyes
and tell her you'll see her when she gets out.

Answer 9

the best you can do is either buy a kit to clean out your system, those can be pricey. or, you can down lots and lots of cranberry juice and hope the natural anti-oxidants do the job. i have a friend who passed just on drinking mass amounts of water for a few days. but the whole taking someone elses urine very very VERY rarely works, it's just embarassing, i wouldn't recommend it.

Answer 10

He can get another sample of urine from someone cuz they don't check pockets and don't watch you. Or you can drink a bunch of liquid to get it out of your system by peeing. Or you can take a bunch of pills of any sort so the machine will see that the only drugs you have done are pills like aspirin.