whats up with all the christians reporting me...i'm not even calling them names...just answering their questions with my opinions. is that not what we're supposed to do?
isn't it ironic that a christian would do that? who would jesus report anyway? cause apparently his followers would report me. all you evangelicals who've been trying to convert us....you really think reporting us is helping?
2007-10-29 08:50:36 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
One of the more interesting ideas in the New Testament is that we will be surprised by who makes it into heaven. There are many who profess to be Christian but are really not. You can tell by their vindictive actions and false words. A real Christian displays the light of Jesus in their words and works. I hope this helps you figure out who is genuine and who is a wolf in sheeps clothing so to speak.
2007-10-29 08:55:34 · answer #1 · answered by future dr.t (IM) 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus would certainly report the moneychangers in the Temple at Jerusalem since he ran through the Temple with a bullwhip hollering that the Temple should be a house of prayer, not a commercial shopping mall open on the Sabbath.
Source: New Testament
2007-10-29 16:05:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think jesus would report everyone but me.
see the christians would piss him off because they got the story wrong and are painting him as this eyebrow plucking pansy and can't say anything except "jesus loves you". Maybe jesus doesn't love that person, did the christians posting that even have the common curtesty to ASK jesus' opinion first?
and the atheists are insulting him by calling him "gay" or saying he never existed.
I on the other hand see jesus for who he is.
A gun-toting ***-kicking "one liner spewing" 80's movie hero who has had more girls in a day than wilt chamberlain claims to have had in his entire life.
IMO- jesus has been well doccumented in bieng able to beat the crap out of fedor, chuck norris and muhammad ali (in his prime) simultaneously while singing love songs to a roomfull of girls while they strip naked AND simultaneously counting the nose hairs in barbra streisand's nose.
2007-10-29 15:57:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What's really ironic is that an atheist would be hanging out in this section at all, except for bashers and trolls, which aren't worth paying attention to anyway. And by the way, I'm not evangelical, and I have no desire to convert you, not my problem, your parents should be supervising your computer time though. If you're adult, then that's just a waste of humanity.
2007-10-29 15:55:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I only report something if it is 100% inappropriate, not just something I don't agree with. However, I think everyone should treat others with respect.
2007-10-29 15:54:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Buddha
Jesus can't stand Buddha.
2007-10-29 15:55:03 · answer #6 · answered by Take it from Toby 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋