no one is telling jokes so I will tell one.
A beligerant man at a bar bets his friend that he can piss into a beer mug on the bar from 5ft. away without spilling a drop. He does and his friend pays up, the bartender sees this and tells the man he'll bet him $50 he can't do it from 10ft. the man does and collects his money. The bartender comes back after the man has had a few more drinks and is ready to fall off his stool, and says I'll bet you double or nothing that you can't do that from 20ft. away. The man says let me think about it, and after a few minutes accepts the bartender's challange. He backs up to twenty feet and pisses all over the bar and the bartender. The bartender laughs and says I guess you're out $50, the man says no, I bet the five guys laughing their asses off in the corner $100 each that I could piss all over your bar and you would laugh about it.
2007-10-29 08:17:10 · 9 answers · asked by Nate 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm just happy you didn't say "ouch!"
2007-10-29 08:21:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats funny
2007-10-30 13:59:17 · answer #2 · answered by amera 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but goodie!
2007-10-29 15:33:33 · answer #3 · answered by Wine and Window Guy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that made my sides split in 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pieces
2007-10-29 15:43:53 · answer #4 · answered by gabriel m 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
old one, but a goldie nonetheless
2007-10-29 15:23:55 · answer #5 · answered by David L 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha
2007-10-29 15:28:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
okayy...
at least you didnt say "you would've thought he'd see it!"
2007-10-29 16:16:09 · answer #7 · answered by hahaha h 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny ......hahaha
2007-10-29 15:28:28 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good. I like it a lot!! Thanks.
2007-10-29 15:22:28 · answer #9 · answered by Woosie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋