A fireman was polishing his fire engine outside the fire station when he noticed a pretty little girl next door sitting in a little red cart with little ladders hung on the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the bottom.
The little girl was wearing a fireman's red, helmet and had tied the cart to a dog and a cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That's a lovely fire engine," he said admiringly.
"Thanks," said the little girl.
The fireman looked closer and noticed that the little girl had tied one of the carts strings to the dog's collar and the other to the cat's testicles.
"Little colleague," said the firefighter. "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire engine, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could probably go a lot faster."
A puzzled frown creased the little girl's pretty face for a moment. She looked at the wagon, at the dog and at the cat and then shyly looked into the fireman's eyes and said: "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a ******* siren, would I?"
2007-10-29 08:16:39 · 16 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke so 10/10.!!!
Cheers Freakin.!!!
2007-10-29 09:04:32 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-29 15:20:31 · answer #2 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-10-29 15:50:40 · answer #3 · answered by gabriel m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't heard that one before. Very funny! :-)
2007-10-29 15:40:07 · answer #4 · answered by Sweetpea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, you just got me busted on the internet at work!!!
lol
2007-10-29 15:20:30 · answer #5 · answered by Nate 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol tres tres amusant x x
2007-10-29 15:25:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-10-29 15:53:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-10-29 15:23:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg my balls hurt just reading this.
2007-10-29 16:30:03 · answer #9 · answered by Timeflo 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oohhhh, evil...I like...
:-)
2007-10-29 15:59:39 · answer #10 · answered by Snake Eyes 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋