2007-10-29 07:45:25 · 15 answers · asked by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Because you're absolutely insane.
Seriously think about it. This supposedly wonderful god creates adam and eve and tells them not to eat a piece of fruit, yet make it look all delicious, not tell them why they shouldn't eat the fruit, then when a talking snake with legs convinces one of your creations to eat the fruit, doesn't explain why what she did was wrong, or ask her if she's learned a lesson, but curses all mankind for all eternity for a single act.
What a wonderful god that is. NOT.
2007-10-29 07:52:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What a bunch of stupid answers some people have put down. Always like the typical "Life is a test" or "We are given choices". In other words, THEY DO NOT KNOW AND ARE PULLING ANSWERS OUT OF THEIR.............., well you get the hint.
There is no logical reason why God would make something enjoyable and then say not to do it. The only logical point if that were the truth is that God is actually sadistic. So he makes something feel good (for example) and then makes you not perfect and then tells you not to do it (knowing in advance that you will - he is all knowing supposedly) and then punishes you for doing it because it feels good. Sounds like a sick person to me for doing that to humans. What kind of a sick God do people pray to? And theists, please look at the analysis logically and explain why God would do it. Use logic, since your God is all perfect, so he would only be logical, faith or the childish typical answer "just because" do not count.
And then for Christians, their God had pre-marital sex with Mary. In fact it was adulterous sex, since she was already married. So it is OK for him to do that, but everyone else not to and he condemns you for something he has done. What a jerk God obviously is.
2007-10-29 07:56:15 · answer #2 · answered by disturbed001500 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
People has this mental mindset that a lot of the things we as humans enjoy doing is wrong. I'm a Christian and there is many things I believe God has made for us to enjoy, which overly religious people tell us to abstain from because of some particular picture, image... call it what you will, which they have of God.
For instance no where in the Bible does it stand that pre-marital sex is wrong as so many pastors and youth leaders make it out to be. What the Bible does teach is that when you do end up having sex with someone before marriage you become one flesh. You are then married to that person according to God. That to me is a lot scarier than pre-marital sex being wrong - It's a vow, a bond no human being would ever be able to sever.
Alcohol - wow, what's nicer than enjoying a drink or two (or more) with your mates, nothing wrong with that, but why do you have to go and get disgustingly drunk, vomiting your lungs out?
I love this life and embrace, test and enjoy everything that comes my way. I don't want to be naive. I want to be real. We are free to enjoy all things in life in a responsible, none destructive way. This is merely my opinion, I haven't got it nailed myself, but what would I know anyway? I'm not a god...
2007-10-29 08:11:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Depends on your definition of the term "enjoyable".
Some people seem to find pleasure in things that other folks find disgusting and even painful.
The silliest "pleasure" I can recall having heard of was from a tale "The Happy Hooker" tells about a customer who paid her by the hour to roll eggs at him while he stood at the end of the hallway in a wet suit. No, she didn't disrobe to please this customer...all that was necessary was to boil the eggs to prevent messy accidents.
The most dangerous "pleasure" I can recall having heard about was a tale of rather unusual individuals who find joy in being hung up by hooks through their own flesh.
Then there are folks who get a huge thrill out of having little vials of their lover's excrement hung from their bodies by safety pins. That one seems rather disgusting to me...I don't believe I'd enjoy that.
I don't believe for one second that God made these things enjoyable...
Or that He intended gothic teenagers to get a charge out of drinking one another's blood, for instance.
Or that He invented mud wrestling...LOL
So, how is it that some people think these things are enjoyable?
Darned if I know...
Do you?
2007-10-29 08:16:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must learn in life what is good for you, and what isn't. Life is not meant to be easy. You must learn a lot, to do well in life. And, you must train yourself, to enjoy that which is good for you. Don't expect God to spoon feed you. You may not like the fact, that lie is a challenge, and that God does not promote laziness. God is a good and a moral God, and wants us to work hard, and contribute positively to the world's future, by addressing all the serious problems that exist in the world today.
2007-10-29 08:05:53 · answer #5 · answered by astrogoodwin 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"I swear for His own amusment, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste! Taste, don't swallow."
I really don't know the answer to this question. I wish I did. But I thought it would be a great place to utilize that quote.
2007-10-29 07:51:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Some Gods agree with embracing enjoyable activities....if you know that I mean *snicker*
2007-10-29 07:49:36 · answer #7 · answered by witchy boy1989 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
He doesn't make it enjoyable the flesh pleases the flesh it is the tempter who digs deep inside you and out come the things that are not of God. If you are with out the Holy Spirit you have no conviction. Your flesh profits nothing.
2007-10-29 07:49:47 · answer #8 · answered by mariposa 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
For the spankings I guess.
*thinks*
Did I just say that out loud?
2007-10-29 14:57:34 · answer #9 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Life is a test
will you prevail against your temptations? or listen to God?
2007-10-29 07:49:21 · answer #10 · answered by //A-V// 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋