Two old drunks were drinking them up at a bar. Bill says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a h*rd-on, I couldn't bend it with both hands.
By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard.
By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem.
I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand."
"So", says John, "What's your point?"
"Well," says Bill, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!"
2007-10-29 07:31:25 · 20 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahaha!!! I guess when he can tie it in a knot he will be strong enough !! LOL!!
2007-10-29 13:53:24 · answer #1 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha good one. Digging the avatar too. Is it taken from Men in Black 2.
:-)))
2007-10-29 10:30:44 · answer #2 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Warped, cheers dude
2007-10-29 08:02:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha 10/10
sooo funny!
2007-10-29 11:42:53 · answer #4 · answered by (; 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-29 07:35:31 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha!!
old man thinks hes strong.
that some funny $hit!!
2007-10-29 09:28:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Like it!
2007-10-29 10:17:31 · answer #7 · answered by chip2001 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good i like that one have a star!
2007-10-29 08:33:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha! That is one way of looking at it heheheh :P
2007-10-29 13:46:41 · answer #9 · answered by evasive_eyes 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like that.
2007-10-29 09:32:48 · answer #10 · answered by Suite-Pee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋