It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up readyto go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to thekitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he findshis wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.
Jake asks her: "What are you up to?"
Alice smiles: "I'm going hunting with you!"
Jake, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantlydecides to take her along. Later they arrive at the huntingsite. Jake sets his wife safely up in the tree stand and tellsher: "If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I'll comerunning back as soon as I hear the shot".
Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alicecouldn't bag an elephant--much less a deer. Not 10 minutespass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots.
Quickly, Jake starts running back. As Jake gets closer to herstand, he hears Alice screaming: "Get away from my deer!"
Confused, Jake races faster towards his screaming wife. Andagain he hears her yell: "Get away from my deer!" followed byanother volley of gunfire.
Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake issurprised to see a cowboy, with his hands high in the air.
The cowboy, obviously distraught, says: "Okay, lady, okay!!!!You can have your deer!!! Just let me get my saddle off it!"
2007-10-29 07:25:39 · 17 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow....people saddle deer? jk
funny!!
starred!!
2007-10-29 12:55:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love your humor. I have sent 2 of your jokes to my son. who is a hunter and a fireman. Kept them coming. lol
2007-10-29 08:36:01 · answer #2 · answered by Jeffery's granny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jim x always making me laugh x keep smiling x
2007-10-29 10:15:47 · answer #3 · answered by orac 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-29 07:30:27 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is Alice blonde!! LOL!!
2007-10-29 13:41:57 · answer #5 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, very funny hun, pmsl
star time
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2007-10-29 09:35:37 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it, star
2007-10-29 08:10:54 · answer #7 · answered by David L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol I really loved that thanks for the laugh,and here's a star for yere.xxxxxxxxxxxx
2007-10-29 11:10:28 · answer #8 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha keep um coming =]
2007-10-29 09:20:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good! have a star!
2007-10-29 08:38:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋