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A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges
about sharing. In the midst of doing so, she said that no one
had everything they wanted.

At this point, a young arm was energetically pumping at the
back of the class.

She tried to ignore him, but little Johnny started saying, "oh
miss, oh miss!" with his arm pumping.

"Yes, Johnny, what is it?" she asked, trying to remain calm.

Little Johnny stood up and proclaimed to the class, "At our
house, we have everything."

"Don't be silly," the teacher replied, "not even the richest man
has everything."

"We do," he answered, "My daddy said so the other day."

"Now, why would your father say such a thing?" she asked.

"Well, my fifteen year old sister came home with her skinhead
boyfriend, and told poppa she was pregnant. That's when my
dad said, "God, that's all we needed."

2007-10-29 07:23:12 · 24 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

24 answers

=) thats a good one. guess dad knew that was just what they needed to have everything

2007-10-29 07:58:30 · answer #1 · answered by mrs_pipesmoker 7 · 1 0

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! Gina Honey! I don’t understand who's greater cute 'little Johnny' at his outrageous superb…or you!!! “stable Morning & Have a useful Day."

2016-09-28 01:30:20 · answer #2 · answered by coughlan 4 · 0 0

jim x top marks x go to the top of the class x lol x keep smiling x

2007-10-29 10:17:53 · answer #3 · answered by orac 5 · 0 0

So no need for pennilcllin then?
What have you been up to now JIm?

Good laugh, that one. Ta very much.

2007-10-29 11:44:21 · answer #4 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0 0

Chortle, cheers

2007-10-29 08:07:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Good One!

2007-10-29 07:26:49 · answer #6 · answered by Heather01Anderson 3 · 1 0

ha ha!
thanx 4 the laugh

2007-10-29 07:33:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

2007-10-29 07:26:10 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1 0

Ha ha Little Johnny gets it right again!! lol!


:-)))

2007-10-29 10:35:39 · answer #9 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0 0

hahaha thats hilarious

2007-10-29 07:27:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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