There's this German artist guy who thinks that he is god's gift to women... I can say with certainty however, that he in fact made a deal with Satan. I need this spell to save the women who are about to fall into his trap.
2007-10-29 07:18:53 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Po faced voice:
Dear Lard we beseechuth thee to smite down most mightily upon the Satanic chopper of Jugg Eared Flushausen. Also lard we ask that all his tarts be delivered unto Bipolar Bear in recognition of his services unto thee. Yah verily and a hey nonny no amen.
2007-10-29 07:35:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
And THAT would be giving Satan a bad name...
But you'd still enjoy having Satan at your party...he may be the God of Evil...but...
He knows how to have a good time...
(So...Tyler's cool...I vouch for him...and I'd be proud to host his German Oz at any party...Hey! Tyler! I'm throwin' ya' a support bone 'ere...Me thinks ya' 'ave broken the hahts of a few ladies, 'ear...he's a cool guy...and he is just as respectful of women as anybody I know...he just got a "ain't gonna take no bull" style of online humor...but he's cool in real life, I'm sure...we all are...)
2007-10-29 17:26:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In China, male castration of a person who entered the caste of eunuchs during imperial times involved the removal of the whole genitalia, that is, the removal of the testes, penis, and scrotum.
The removed organs were returned to the eunuch to be interred with him when he died so that, upon rebirth, he could become a whole man again.
The penis, testicles and scrotum were euphemistically termed bÇo in Mandarin Chinese, which literally means 'precious treasure'. These were preserved in alcohol and kept in a pottery jar by the eunuch.
2007-10-29 14:33:34 · answer #3 · answered by TD Euwaite? 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Weiner-gardium Leviosa!
2007-10-29 14:24:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is the power of positive thinking...
Simply think the thoughts you wish, and in YOUR case, bite down very hard, and the wish will come true. You may choose to spit out the offending member, afterwards...
2007-10-29 14:22:51 · answer #5 · answered by outcrop 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Weiner...Wiener go away...and don't come back until I have had my way....with all the women...just say 5 times and it will work! trust me!
2007-10-29 19:37:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are saying things like this, then i think you are the one who needs prayer. I don't understand why people try to mock God. I hope someday you realize what your saying. I know eventually you will when you stand before him and he tells you where your going. Prayer wont do you too much good then. It cant bring you back from hell.
2007-10-29 14:43:16 · answer #7 · answered by Trinity 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Call Mrs Bobbet =)
2007-10-29 14:23:07 · answer #8 · answered by Celtickarma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eenie meenie chili beanie
Piler Turden has no weenie.
God bless.
2007-10-29 14:25:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think a better question is why are you so preoccupied with this man's 'wiener?'
2007-10-29 14:49:03 · answer #10 · answered by urallnutballs 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋