...get those 65 million (and older) year old bones? Why were they the bones of such giant creatures, instead of those of more modest, "normal" sized animals? How did Satan encase the bones in solid rock, that also happened to be 65 million years old? Did Satan also "plant" all the ancient rock that covers the planet? Fundies, please help.
2007-10-29 07:09:38 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I believe in God and Jesus, but these type of statements from the fundamentalists, are the exact reason I don't refer to myself as a Christian. I don't want the guilt by association.
2007-10-29 07:18:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋
The fundies have, once again,avoided your questions. They 1) did not answer to where Satan got the fossilized bones. They 2) did not answer why these bones are so immense. They 3) did not explain how he encased them in rock. They 4) did not answer as to where all the 65 million year old (and far older too) came from. Another total whitewash. It's fun isn't it??
2007-10-29 16:18:48 · answer #2 · answered by Milepost 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the side by side man and dinosaur tracks have been discredited see link below...this is more fundie BS
I have cousins in the deep south of texas and i have heard this claim from them (baptists) that satan buried dino bones man and dino prints were found side by side
they also told me of a cave or mining pit and they dropped a microphone down it and they could hear people screaming (hell i guess)
You don't need to ridicule these people because they are alrady ridiculous. ALthouhg I think others need to be aware of just HOW ridiculous some of these literalists are....
2007-10-29 14:25:06 · answer #3 · answered by coatofskin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dinosaurs on "The Ark"? LMAO . For one an Ark of that size would be totally unimaginable for people of that time. Two the bones were from a much earlier time than any people. Three carnivorous animals would eat all the herbivores. Herbivores only eat plants, how could all the animals and plants all fit on and survive on an ark? Whom ever believes in an ark believes anything they are told.
2007-10-29 14:33:40 · answer #4 · answered by bleedingmind88 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Why do you say "According to the fundies?"
I don't believe satan buried any bones, but I also don't believe the earth is 65 billion years old. I believe Most of the dinosaurs died in the "Deluge" and the rest were taken on the Ark, and they just became extinct for one reason or another. There weren't that many on the Ark, so there weren't that many to die after the flood. Maybe the climate, maybe the lack of food, who knows? God does, that's who. I believe what the Bible says. That's it.
2007-10-29 14:17:26 · answer #5 · answered by byHisgrace 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
You're REALLY grasping at straws THIS time!
If you're gonna lie about what other people say, at least make your lie credible! (GOOD GRIEF!)
Perhaps YOU should answer a few questions yourself, while you're at it, rather than asking questions based on straw men you build up in the vain imagination of your wicked mind!
What *I* would like to know is why are there human footprints (with sandal-type markings) intersperced with some of the dinosaur footprint fossils?
And when they find bones, just who DO they hire to draw out (flesh out) the body to look the way they do??? Did they hire Disney artists or something?
I mean, have you ever seen the skeleton of a dead rabbit? You could make that little thing look like some kind of a monster with the right artist!!!!
Oh yeah, one other thing - how come fossilized trees were found standing upright crossing through several strata, each one representing some 1,000 years or so? How is THAT possible?
2007-10-29 14:17:03 · answer #6 · answered by no1home2day 7 · 1⤊ 4⤋
A "Bible-Believin' Christian" colleague told me that if I believed the Earth was more than 6,000 years old, then I doubted the Word of God, and was a blasphemer. He said he counted the generations in the Bible, and the Earth could not possibly be older than 6,000 years. My colleague's big conclusion was "God said it, I believe it, and that settles it."
2007-10-29 16:18:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wal-Mart. Aisle 14.
How did he encase the bones in solid rock? Building materials, aisle 21.
Ancient rock? Hobbies and crafts. Aisle 7.
Ain't Wal-Mart great?
Yaks(pbuh)
2007-10-29 14:15:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
According to fundies ?!??! You mean according to YOU !! We just consider the agenda when reading statements that atheists make.
2007-10-29 14:30:55 · answer #9 · answered by swindled 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What???? Fundies are actually claiming that?? Youve got to be kidding me!! LOL!! Im sorry but thats hilarious!!!! I have never heard such nonsense!! Im christian, unreligious tho. But Ive never heard of anyone claiming satan "planted" dinosaur bones!!! LOL!! I cant stop laughing.......
2007-10-29 14:14:34 · answer #10 · answered by pure&simple 3 · 6⤊ 3⤋
If you believe Satan did this, then I will not tell you that you are wrong, I respect your nutcase beliefs.
2007-10-31 13:09:27 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋