Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines to practice:
"Hark! A pistol shot! There lies a lady with hope in her soul. I think I'll snatch a kiss and run into the forest. By William Shakespeare."
Little Johnny practiced and practiced and did the lines perfectly every time. The night of the play it was his turn to speak. This is what he said:
"Hark! A pigeon sh1t! There lies a lady with soap in her hole. I think I'll kiss her snatch and run into the forest. By William Snakesh1t...Horsesh1t...Oh, sh1t! I didn't want to be in this damn play anyway!"
2007-10-29 06:57:43 · 20 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha I think Little Johnny version made more sense!!
:-)))
2007-10-29 07:26:27 · answer #1 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gud 1
2007-10-29 07:10:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not your best i have to say 6/10
2007-10-29 07:25:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love little johnny jokes!!!
2007-10-29 07:21:02 · answer #4 · answered by rebecca_the_spaz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
johnny is always loved, especially on mondays
2007-10-29 07:22:34 · answer #5 · answered by loving life!!!!! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-29 07:17:38 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-10-29 07:01:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wonder what he would have said at the nativity, pmsl
star time
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2007-10-29 09:42:40 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is never a dull moment with little Johnny. Good one and thanks for sharing. lol §
2007-10-29 07:01:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
little johnny manages to fu(k up anything
2007-10-29 08:50:48 · answer #10 · answered by David L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋