What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.
What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.
What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-bagging it.
2007-10-29 06:52:18 · 21 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice one.you have a bit of an evil streak in you :-) thanx again for the laugh.
2007-10-29 07:14:44 · answer #1 · answered by i love anne 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hiya jim x at last youve sussed me out! x keep smiling x and a star x
2007-10-29 17:19:38 · answer #2 · answered by orac 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one's great.
2007-10-29 16:37:29 · answer #3 · answered by Suite-Pee 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha!!
havent heard one of those from you in a while. lol!!
felt sorry for the blondes?
2007-10-30 07:10:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Coming from a BallChinian that's actually quite witty...Bravo!
2007-10-29 13:56:50 · answer #5 · answered by Space Monkey 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha suppose you have to give the blondes a rest some time!!
:-)))
2007-10-29 14:29:30 · answer #6 · answered by Teejay 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
ohh good ones hun, pmsl
star time
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2007-10-29 16:44:39 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-29 14:18:27 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ohhhhhhhh.........Im a brunette.......:( :(
Im so sad!!!! I think Im gonna cry.......of sorow for you :)
I can see you loved a BRUNETTE and she left you!!!!!
Come on!!!!! Cheer up!!!!
2007-10-29 14:12:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
i bet you've got a blond that has you pu55y whipped
2007-10-29 15:56:04 · answer #10 · answered by David L 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋