A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this... 'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'
She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day.
The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."
So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"
Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"
2007-10-29 05:26:26 · 22 answers · asked by CHUCKY 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it is an ok joke
it was also very funny
and i think every1 else liked it
LOL
10000000000000 out of 10
2007-10-29 05:43:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2007-10-29 05:32:05 · answer #2 · answered by Einstein 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes that has got to get a * excellent
2007-10-29 08:37:05 · answer #3 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is funny!
Thanks for the laugh
2007-10-29 05:34:49 · answer #4 · answered by Sol 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol very funny
2007-10-29 05:30:00 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-29 05:45:40 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent one again so 10/10.!!!
Long one, lol.!!!
Cheers for a smile.!!!
2007-10-29 06:05:16 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!!
2007-10-29 05:29:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats very funny
2007-10-29 05:29:31 · answer #9 · answered by debs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke.
2007-10-29 06:19:49 · answer #10 · answered by angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋