An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor said, "We have 3 possible donors; the 1st is a young, healthy athlete who died in an automobile accident, the 2nd is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and who died flying his private jet. The 3rd is an lawyer who died after practicing law for 30 years. Which do you want?"
"I'll take the lawyer's heart", said the patient.
After a successful transplant, the doctor asked the patient why he had chosen the donor he did.
"It was easy," said the patient, "I wanted a heart that hadn't been used."
2007-10-29 04:54:48 · 15 answers · asked by Johnny 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A girl visits her boyfriend, and finds he is crying in front of the tv. She asks what happened.
He explains a bus carrying lawyers ran off a cliff.
She's kind of shocked that her boyfriend is so sensitive, and asks why he's so upset.
He replies "There were still 10 empty seats!"
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One more: A virtuous man in Heaven found St. Peter one afternoon and asked about an ominous, threatening figure in black that he had seen.
St. Peter looked in the direction indicated and smiled. "Oh, don't worry. That's just God. Sometimes he likes to pretend that he's a federal judge."
Last one!!!
A priest and a lawyer both die at the same time and go straight to heaven.
The priest is shown his new room, which he is surprised to find is small and unattractive.
In sharp contrast, the lawyer gets a huge mansion with a swimming pool and servants.
The priest is outraged! He asks St. Peter, "Why is he getting such special treatment?"
St. Peter replies, "Well, we've had thousands of clergy get into heaven, but this is the first lawyer!"
2007-10-29 06:25:44 · answer #1 · answered by pachl@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An older couple bypass right into a docs and ask the physician if he ought to examine and spot in the event that they are appearing intercourse properly. He has an identical opinion and that they strip off climb up onto the mattress and function intercourse. while finished the checklist says each little thing is advantageous they have not have been given something to tension approximately. next week an identical couple is decrease back and requests an identical difficulty. The checklist assures them that one and all is stable yet they insist so he has an identical opinion to reveal screen back. on the tip of it he tells them back there is no longer something incorrect. here week they are decrease back back soliciting for an identical. He protests and says there is no longer something incorrect and that they are able to bypass residing house and do it there. the guy says "properly it is the difficulty checklist. we are having an affair and my spouse is often residing house and so is her husband, inns are too costly yet right here we are able to do it and then declare it decrease back on medicare
2016-10-03 00:00:02 · answer #2 · answered by doelling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is great and I went to Law School
2007-10-29 06:03:34 · answer #3 · answered by ALASPADA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too bad he didn't have an option for Hillary's heart. Not only has it not been used, it's been on ice almost forever.
2007-10-29 05:55:11 · answer #4 · answered by SteveA8 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For a joke to be funny,there has to be some truth in it.This joke is very funny.
2007-10-29 05:19:41 · answer #5 · answered by just thinking 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny joke. here's one for ya.
WHAT'S BETTER THAN ONE LAWYER STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN?
-10,000 lawyers.
2007-10-29 05:18:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 lol like it
2007-10-29 05:04:32 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha. That was funny.
2007-10-29 05:08:58 · answer #8 · answered by Clare 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
TAKE THAT ALL YOU LAWYERS!
(Er..not mentioning I wanted to be one once...>.<)
2007-10-29 05:21:36 · answer #9 · answered by Drama-queen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
loooool hahah
funny one!
2007-10-29 04:58:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋