This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there and you say in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it's embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded Doctor's Waiting Room. As he approached the desk, the Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my d!ck," he replied.
The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into A crowded Doctor's Room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The Receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others,if the answer could embarrass anyone."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't p!ss out of it," the man replied.
The Waiting Room erupted in laughter.
2007-10-29 04:27:37 · 19 answers · asked by barz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-29 08:17:18 · answer #1 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-10-29 11:31:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
star 4 u
2007-10-29 12:46:29 · answer #3 · answered by robert c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats freakin hilarious
best one iv heard today
thanks for the laugh
il giv u a 500/100 for that one
2007-10-29 11:49:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope no one in my area does that, theyed get beat up
2007-10-29 11:37:59 · answer #5 · answered by Con 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a star for you
ha ha ha
2007-10-29 11:35:31 · answer #6 · answered by Flojoe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Oh my gosh! That's too funny!
2007-10-29 12:14:03 · answer #7 · answered by Goddess Princess Minky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
someone posted this one like 3 days ago....
2007-10-29 11:35:26 · answer #8 · answered by Adriana 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
That is Brilliant.!!!
10/10.!!!
Got us all laughing, cheers.!!!
2007-10-29 11:35:12 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well funny top o the class for that.
2007-10-29 14:11:54 · answer #10 · answered by magswren 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋