A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age.
He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later."
The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly
silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,"
and she processed his Social Security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.
She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability allowance as well!"
2007-10-29 03:22:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA VERY GOOD 10/10
2007-10-29 04:28:09 · answer #1 · answered by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bravo! Take a bow!
2007-10-29 10:44:43 · answer #2 · answered by starcharlieblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-10-29 10:32:50 · answer #3 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooooh burn! HA HA HA
2007-10-29 13:48:27 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dats a good one....
2007-10-29 10:55:56 · answer #5 · answered by wavryder ® 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that's funny :)
2007-10-30 20:42:12 · answer #6 · answered by ione_thestar1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-29 10:39:44 · answer #7 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!!! that is great!
2007-10-29 11:53:58 · answer #8 · answered by GMC1003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heeeey, that resembles me !!! That is funny ! Thanks !
2007-10-29 17:04:02 · answer #9 · answered by WooleyBooley again 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooohhh...that's gotta' hurt...hahahaha ROTFLMAO!!!! thanks and have a happy day:)
2007-10-29 10:46:08 · answer #10 · answered by siobhansofie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋