And who does it?
2007-10-29 02:05:26 · 9 answers · asked by Cotton Wool Ninja 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2007-10-29 02:56:15 · answer #1 · answered by Babby 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
As salaamu 'alaikym, my humorous friend.
Insha'Allah, there was once a character on Saturday Night Live, created by Gilda Radner, who was sweet little old lady with a hearing impairment. She would go their "news segment" with Chevy Chase and comment about such event as the cost of the "presidential erection" and the like only to be finally and mildly corrected by Chevy. It was wonderful character and always a well done skit. I believe the characters name was "Emily Latella".
To play the part of Chevy Chase, let me politely tell you that it is "rapture" and not "rap-tune".
You respond by saying, "Oh! (brief pause) Never mind."
2007-10-29 02:20:10 · answer #2 · answered by Big Bill 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The rap-tune comes from all the coloured americans that will be used as cannon fodder at Armageddon!!
2007-10-29 02:21:03 · answer #3 · answered by Terry M 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Actually, the movie "Armageddon" was totally rock themed. You know, Aerosmith, ZZ Top, Bob Seger, etc....
If your talking about the real armageddon, then I don't reallythink I care if music will be playing....
2007-10-29 02:15:58 · answer #4 · answered by LadyMagick 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Because the sound of rap music causes cats to eat dogs, milk to sour, the ozone layer to dissolve and the rosetta stone to decode itself like a rock rubiks cube.
All precursors to the end of the world. Rap is the start and not the symptom of the end.
2007-10-29 02:10:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋
It doesn't, the rapture occurs first, God will take out his people, then the ones remaining will be so overcome with the desire to destroy Israel (sound familiar?) that "all nations" will gather to attack. Of course that is when God will step in.
2007-10-29 02:24:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
the rapture is when Christ comes for those that are saved, those that believe in God, and have repented of their sins. It is to take us away from all the famines and monstrosities.
2007-10-29 02:14:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
do you mean rapture.the rapture is all the true belaires of God go to heaven.Armageddon is the judgement of the people left on earth
2007-10-29 02:14:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
what?
2007-10-29 02:07:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋