Female: "I think everyone's asleep, lets go"
Male: OK
Sound of steps....
Female: "This one's empty ... no-ones looking... you go in first"
Male: "It a bit cramped - let me sit down"
Female: "Have you got the condom? Quick - put it on"
Male: Yes
Sniff sniff
Female: "Ah perfume - you think of everything.This is great....." (long sigh)
*Static on the loud speaker then a new voice.
"This is the captain speaking, to those two people in the rear toilet. We know what you're doing and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations...
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Now put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector!"
2007-10-28 22:51:36 · 23 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Made me chuckle and I STILL am!
R U the MASTER of jokes?
I've got 1 :
A dude walks into a bar.He sais "Hi" to a Blondie .The Blondie slaps him and screams.The next day the same thing happens except he met a Red Head.He wanted to say "Hi" to her but she just slaped him and ran off screaming.Now you know what happens the NEXT day.He walks into a bar,when about 10 Brunettes start running toward him and slaping him all over.So he runs toward a Brunette who was just sitting down reading a book.The dude asks "Why is every girl slapping me except you?I mean-yesterday a Red Head,the day before a Blondie and today A BUNCH OR BRUNETTES!".The Brunette replied "Well you are a man,and all those girls read in the book that I'm reading now that if you slap a man,he will think you are pretty and not ashamed of guys." and the Brunette closed her book and started slapping him.
LIKE IT?
2007-11-01 12:53:02 · answer #1 · answered by Alice 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
lol.lol.lol.
here's one-
once a man and a woman were getting divorced.they had a child so they went to the court....
judge to th woman: what would u like to say from ur side?
woman:i brought the child to the world, i showed him a new way and brought him up in every conditions so he will stay and live with me after divorce.
man: i put a coin into a coke machine and can of coke comes out.whose can is ti?mine or the machine's?????
lol.
2007-11-05 01:26:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Touch of Sardarji joke
2007-11-06 02:37:28 · answer #3 · answered by Franci 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like a real story!:)
2007-11-01 05:12:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one dude!
2007-10-29 06:04:25 · answer #5 · answered by Somu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a good story.
2007-10-29 06:08:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-10-29 06:12:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey! I just knew one more use of condom!
2007-10-30 06:42:16 · answer #8 · answered by JJ SHROFF 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
didnt think it wwas going to end that way
2007-10-29 05:59:49 · answer #9 · answered by jennyforrich 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bakwaaaasss (Hindi) !!!
Means load of crap
2007-11-01 01:14:22 · answer #10 · answered by Capt. Jack Sparrow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋