An Exciting Missing case ~ A naughty joke?

Question

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call on little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But, eventually, his turn came...
Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class and, with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well, the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.
It's a period," reported Johnnie.
Well, I can see that," she said, "but what is so exciting about a period?"
Damned if I know", said Johnnie, "but, this morning, my sister said she missed one, then Dad had a heart attack, Mom fainted, and the man next door shot himself.

Answer 1

Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.
Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly. "MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND..."
Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story.
So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy..."
At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story. He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, "then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

"Happy 6th Birthday, Johnny!" a banner said that was hanging in Johnny's living room.

"Yay me!" he thought.

Then he went to his mom, who was about to get in the shower,
"Mommy, can I take a shower with you? It is my birthday."

"Well, ok. But don't look up or down." she replied.

In the shower, Johnny looked down,
"Mommy, what's that?"

"That's... um... my bush."

Then he looked up,
"Mommy, what are those?"

"Those are... um... my flashlights."

"ok."

Then later on, his dad was about to get in the shower.

"Daddy, can I shower with you? It is my birthday."

"I guess so but only today. And don't look down." he answered.

In the shower, Johnny looked down,
"Daddy, what's that?"

"That is my... um... snake."

"Oh, I have one too!"

"Yeah, that's right." his dad answered.

That night, Johnny asked his parents,
"Can I sleep with you tonight? It is my birthday and there's a monster under my bed."

"Well... only tonight because it's your birthday." his dad answered. "And don't look under the covers, ok Johnny?"

"Ok." So they got into bed, and Johnny looked under the covers.

Suddenly, he yelled,
"Mommy! Quick, turn on your flashlights! Daddy's snake is going through your bushes!"

One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit.

"Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red."

Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered,
"An apple."

The teacher replied,
"No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking. Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish."

Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy.

"Is it a peach?" Billy asks.

"No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like your thinking," the teacher replies.
"Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard."

By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally.

"A banana," she says.

"No," the teacher replies.
"It's a squash, but I like your thinking."

Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly.
"Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it: it's round, hard, and it got a head on it."

"Johnny!" she cries.
"That's disgusting!"

"Nope," answers Johnny.
"It's a quarter, but I like your thinking!"

Answer 2

thats a gud 1 nd the otha girls 2 r gud aswell

Answer 3

Thats funny :)

Answer 4

Ooouu!! tsk! tsk! .... LOL. ..Yep! That's Johnny! LOL.

Answer 5

thats hilarious!

Answer 6

good one

Answer 7

lol!!!