Jill hears that milk baths will make her beautiful so she leaves a note for her milkman asking for 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman reads the note, he thinks there must be a mistake so he knocks on the door. Jill answers the door and the milkman says 'I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?' Jill replies. 'No, I want 15 gallons, I'm going to fill by bathtub with the milk.' 'Pasteurised?' asks the milkman. 'No,' says Jill. 'Just up to my boobs.'
2007-10-28 22:15:46 · 12 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lmfao brilliant brian.
2007-10-28 22:24:32 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
half-fat or full-fat, pmsl mate
starred
2007-10-29 11:48:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that is funny lol
2007-10-29 05:50:04 · answer #3 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad at all.
2007-10-29 05:34:52 · answer #4 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha another good one.
2007-10-29 05:25:17 · answer #5 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
it ok
2007-10-29 05:18:03 · answer #6 · answered by Crazy_Jay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe... funny
2007-10-29 05:48:31 · answer #7 · answered by Rosie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not her eyes ha?
2007-10-29 05:34:52 · answer #8 · answered by Marleon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2007-10-29 06:03:01 · answer #9 · answered by jennyforrich 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one...
2007-10-29 05:21:40 · answer #10 · answered by maps 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋