oscar drove his brand new mercedes to his favorite sports wear shop and parked right outside,he went in and started talking to his favorite blonde saleswomen jan who happily greeted him then he anounced he would look around the shop but would shout her over if he needed help. 5minutes later jan shouts oscar oscar someone has just drove off in your new car, oh my god the swines did you try to stop them ......
oh no i did better than that i got the licence plate number...............
2007-10-28 21:51:37 · 17 answers · asked by casha1 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok ok im not bril at jokes but i do try ...:)
2007-10-28 22:10:50 · update #1
tootytoo im blonde too guess im just not blonde enough.... :)
2007-10-28 22:12:00 · update #2
nova i will learn to tell jokes when you learn to spell .. :)
2007-10-28 22:13:45 · update #3
I'm not blonde .... one of those apparently intellectual brunette gone grey glasses wearing types actually but it was funny.
2007-10-28 22:24:04 · answer #1 · answered by elflaeda 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Today, I am getting all repeated questions. I just read this joke with the title 'Murphy's car is stolen'. You too can read it. But, you have one great advantage. You can read the answers of both your question as also that earlier one.
2007-10-29 04:56:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry casha1 this was posted 2 minutes ago but still funny
2007-10-29 04:57:04 · answer #3 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
errmmm - the plate number of Oscar's car, I presume...
homey, learn to tell jokes!
2007-10-29 04:56:32 · answer #4 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny, nice one.
2007-10-29 05:16:30 · answer #5 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol, useless info. that would identify the guy who just had his car stolen.
2007-10-29 04:56:38 · answer #6 · answered by Shadow 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol aye yi yi
2007-10-29 04:54:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol. yes.ok. 8/10. x
2007-10-29 04:58:54 · answer #8 · answered by ididntknodat 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
havent heard that one before...great one
2007-10-29 04:56:50 · answer #9 · answered by charlie 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha i thought it was good
2007-10-29 05:32:07 · answer #10 · answered by mimi 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋