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A traffic cop pulled alongside a speeding car on the motorway. Glancing into the car, he was astounded to see that the young lady, who was driving, was knitting.

Realising that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the policeman wound down his window, turned on his loudspeaker and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'

'NO', the young lady yelled back, 'IT's A SCARF!'

2007-10-28 21:42:03 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

Ha! ha! ha! very funny...

2007-10-28 21:51:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Very funny

2007-10-28 21:58:45 · answer #2 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0 0

properly you cant quit being humorous if thats who you're.yet once you think of shes guffawing on the type you communicate. than you will possibly desire to ask her.it not something incorrect with asking.or perhaps shes basically nervist.

2016-09-28 01:17:32 · answer #3 · answered by vite 4 · 0 0

Not the best joke ever but I've heard worse.

2007-10-28 21:55:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL! A funny one to tell mom & grandma!

2007-10-28 21:47:12 · answer #5 · answered by Apollonia23 4 · 2 0

Its funny lol

2007-10-28 22:36:30 · answer #6 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0 0

try "old lady", and make the punchline "'No sweetie' she explained, 'its a scarf.'" and don't separate the punchline from the joke.

2007-10-28 21:55:42 · answer #7 · answered by kin2naruto 1 · 0 0

a oldie but still made me lol xxxx

2007-10-29 02:56:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

whay are you like funny >>>>>>>>>>>>star

2007-10-28 22:35:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

its like a storyline from chips

2007-10-28 23:04:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Nice one *

2007-10-28 21:53:56 · answer #11 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 2 0

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