Is this a close shave or what?

Question

I don't know if this has been posted before but I think that it's funny and want to share with you all.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate.

She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:






Always keep your condoms in your car........

EDIT
Checking, checking yes I did post it in Jokes & Riddles. Who here doesn't understand what gets posted in this category?

Answer 1

That was a good one PC! I am LMAO...LOL

Edit: Yes Scarlet, I agree with you. Papa Chuck should have added this "Reading comprehension is a must prior to reading this joke."

Answer 2

The story is about as plausible as the Nigerian Letter, but still funny.

I never had that problem.

My first wife was an only child (never grew up, sadly) and my second wife had two sisters, both married.

I don't know what I would have done in that situation. Might have stayed single a bit longer.

Answer 3

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Answer 4

FIRST I agree a very cute story

SECOND I doubt it is true or ......sorry my friend....you are dumb

By posting this story on the board.....you have just told your wife's family you are a dirt bag that would have nailed your sister-in-law......if you had not left your condoms in the car......

AND

I know you Papa......you ain't stupid......

BTW....I have a vasectomy.....and I still would have turned it down......that stuff ALWAYS comes back to haunt you.....you never go wrong doing the right thing.

Answer 5

Papa Chuck, I think a lot of the answerers didn't realize that what you posted was a joke...

I read this from one of your posts once, and I still laughed after reading it this the second time today. Good one! ^_^

Answer 6

Man, your story really made my day... THANKS!!!

Anyway, you seem to be a natural born suspense story teller, you really got me there (not that i would doubt you), but it was gooood.

Lastly, I hope the best for your upcoming wedding! and of course, your fiance/wife must be one lucky woman to have such a faithful partner :]

Best of luck!

Answer 7

rotfl ive heard this before but its still hella funny

(why do so many ppl say that to most jokes on yahoo ... i had to be the one this time round huh lol)

Answer 8

HeeehawwwwWW! Loved this one, Captain!

Thanks! A good laugh I had. A good, healthy laugh. Thanks, my friend.

And Scarlet is right. There are just some people who are so serious they do not know how to laugh anymore!

Answer 9

OMG that was the funniest story i've very seen on the internet. Thanks for the advice, i always thought the proper place for my condoms were in my wallet.....but now i know.

Answer 10

So, the sister DOES want to get nailed by you or she wouldn't have agreed, right?