The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the
door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with
him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12
cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told
him "Midnight." He didn't seem ticked off at all. Whew! Got away with
that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three times, then said, "Oh ****", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's
throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
then tripped over the coffee table, and farted."
2007-10-28 18:19:29 · 23 answers · asked by Kaualani E 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao thats good xD Nice one =)
2007-10-28 18:21:59 · answer #1 · answered by noname 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 23:43:20 · answer #2 · answered by yarnall 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-10-28 18:24:04 · answer #3 · answered by Cordy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
LOL From Loretta
2007-10-28 18:22:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A farting cuckooed clock....nice!!!! hahahahahha
2007-10-28 18:30:25 · answer #5 · answered by evasive_eyes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it. That was a good one.
2007-10-28 18:22:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny joke hahaha
2007-10-28 18:45:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha xD sooo funny
2007-10-28 18:23:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THIS IS HILARIOUS! Thank you for a really good belly laugh!
P.S. I live alone!
2007-10-28 18:24:04 · answer #9 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
but it never lied the time was and remains midnight
2007-10-28 18:39:01 · answer #10 · answered by dust s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋