2007-10-28 16:14:56 · 13 answers · asked by serendipitous_333 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2007-10-28 16:20:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A love gun.
2007-10-29 00:02:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Love & Peace Gun ; )
2007-10-28 23:24:02 · answer #3 · answered by BklynNative 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
God DOES own a gun...infact He owns all the cattle on all the hills, and all the guns in all the armories, and the hills and the armoires, and then some.
2007-10-28 23:20:34 · answer #4 · answered by captsnuf 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
A word gun.
2007-10-28 23:21:11 · answer #5 · answered by Steel Rain 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well he created the big bang so really his weapons are super novas. You know stellar explosions? Why would he want a gun?
2007-10-28 23:29:12 · answer #6 · answered by justaskingthankyou 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The biggest, most awesome gun EVER! It would probably have a laser sight, powerful scope, and a very large magazine, while being very lightwieght and easy to handle.
2007-10-28 23:22:18 · answer #7 · answered by mcq316 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Something big. Like a .50 caliber. He seems to be the type who likes to intimidate and impress. Probably to try and compensate for some... inadequacy.
2007-10-28 23:27:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Last I heard He owns a two-edged sword.
2007-10-28 23:23:16 · answer #9 · answered by Richard F 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A 12 ga. automatic riot model. Loaded with buckshot.
2007-10-28 23:22:30 · answer #10 · answered by What? Me Worry? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋