What is the worst wedding you have been to?!?

Answer 1

Plastic canvas hunting rifles magnets were the favors (oh, but it had a pink bow on it to match the wedding colors)

The invitations had teddy bears

The date had to be moved to fit around deer season

We decorated the church gym (not reception hall, gym) for the reception and had to sit on elementary school style cafeteria tables.

Dinner was catered in big tin-foil pans. The buffet was basically cheese and gravy. We ate/drank on/from styrofoam

There was NO MUSIC allowed for religious reasons - not even background music while eating and certainly no dancing. An exception was made for the bride & groom to dance and the bride & father. On a boom box. From a mix-tape.

NO ALCOHOL. None, nada, zip

I had to be promoted from bridesmaid to maid of honor because the sister of the bride didn't approve of the marriage. (The bride was an ex college room mate. I wasn't crazy about her finace, but it wasn't my life.)

The bridal/bachlorette luncheon was at Pizza Hut.

And I had to buy & wear a pepto-bismal pink bridesmaid dress - old school style that was shorter in the front and longer in the back...with dyed shoes to match.


'nuff said! (and this is all true, I couldn't make this stuff up)

Answer 2

A girl who lived in my apartment in college got married and had her dream wedding. It was a winter wedding and everyone in the apartment got invited because she was friends with about half of them and felt bad not inviting the rest of us. For months she stressed over it which was bad enough. During the wedding she had gone all out, the perfect everything. She even stressed about the ice sculpture melting too soon in the reception hall. It was what you would call a perfect wedding that was done right down to the last detail. Why was it the worst one I'd ever been to? Because the bride was stressed about it the whole time and didn't realize she was married until she left with her new husband. During the whole thing she was in a daze of stress along with her mother who helped plan the wedding. I know she loves her husband but I feel like with all that she did to have her perfect wedding, she didn't even enjoy it. You could tell she was focused one everything except the one thing that mattered that day: her marriage.

Answer 3

my poor cousin. she didnt smile at all and neither did he. they had to put her on meds. they live in this little town. the shop that she bought her dress at closed with her dress in it. she couldnt get it out. new owners reopened it and couldnt find that she paid for it. she did have the receipt. they no longer did alterations. they doubled prices on decoration rentals. her friend, who was a plus plus size, had to have her bridesmaid dress custom made. she decided not to be in the wedding. so my aunt was able to take the dress apart and make a dress for my other cousin. then her other friend went into some episode and said that if she couldnt be in the wedding that she wouldnt do the shower after all and make her mothers like hell if she did it. i dont remember what else until the day of the wedding. the tuxes got there for her dad and brother. her dad's tux was about 6" too long, and her brother's was 6" too short. they had wrote the measurements down wrong and hemmed the pants and jackets up wrong. the jackets werent as bad. thank goodness they were just hemmed. my aunt got out her handy sewing kit again and went after. the whole time my cousin was crying. the wedding whe was a nervous wreck. i almost forgot. the preacher they were going to use got kicked out of the church for some reason a month before the wedding so they had to find a church in another town. this is why i live in a city. not a podunk town. i had wedding stuff stolen the day before my wedding, but living in a city i was able to replace it in time. I forgot to put my veil on but i wore my tiara and still smiled during my entire wedding.

Answer 4

one year before last.

Bride's dress didn't fit right. The vests she chose were swirled and the tuxedo was ruffly, skimped on the alterations so the best man had floodwater pants. Seen screaming at a bridesmaid because she removed her required 3'' heels halfway through reception and was going to "ruin the pictures"

She was cajun so she served a traditional crawfish boil. Would have been great but really bad planning with no place to put the shells so kids were chasing guests and throwing heads at them...sick.

BYOB on the invitations and she opened gifts during the reception and was pretty obvious about her disdain for "cheaper" presents.

ALL "ocean" scented candles she got on clearance at the Dollar Store. Would have been fine if there weren't five on every table and it was better quality. The room stunk to high heaven and we all had to periodically take breathers in the parking lot.

For their alcohol the bride and groom set a keg between their two chairs at the head table and drank from plastic cups. Towards the end of the night she invited us all to do a keg stand in her honor.....winners would take home her centerpieces.

Maid of Honor got trashed and spent the night grinding on her 58 year old uncle.

Answer 5

No bad ones.
Mine was tiny only us the preacher and two witnesses we didn't know so that may have been the worst but it was in a church and not bad at all.
One of my brothers had a grandmother in law who had to be taken out of the reception because she was fainting but nobody has had any real medical problems during a wedding.
The worst wedding I can imagine is one where someone in the wedding dies.

Answer 6

Over the summer I went to a former co-workers wedding. It was horriable. The cermony was fifteen mintues long, there was a three hour wait between cermony and reception (the places were 10 minutes apart) the bride's dress did not fit right at all, and the food was cold KFC Catering, the DJ sucked, the groom made some remarks about my finacee I did not like, and the cermony vocalists seriosly could not sing.

Answer 7

I went to one recently that was horrible. It started at 4:30, the couple left for their pictures and we were ushered into the banquet room to socialize. The couple was gone for 2 hours!

When they got back, the wedding party was announced to the tune of the starting line-up for basketball games. It was bizarre.

Then, they took their first dance, then the wedding party had made a video montage to them that was 1/2 hour long that we had to sit through. Then the maid of honor cried incoherently through her speech and there were two best men so we had to listen to both speeches. Finally, at 8:30, food was served. Ridiculous! You shouldn't have to sit for 4 hours before the food is served. Then the bride and groom sat down with her family and never came to the other tables to thank people for coming!

Answer 8

HA! i think of i've got have been given every person beat! My wedding ceremony went off without a hitch (no pun meant)! We rented the desk Rock motel in SC. It became so captivating! We have been going to get married on the decrease back porch at 4pm, even with the undeniable fact that it began raining in basic terms a i became approximately to stroll out, so we moved every person interior. yet, even that wasn't that undesirable. After the marriage, the reception accompanied. We had it downstairs interior an identical motel. We had a champagne toast, each little thing became marvelous. My new husband and that i made our escape and headed to my grandma's residing house up the line the place we opened our wedding ceremony can provide, then left for our honeymoon. the 2nd day of the honeymoon my mom calls and asks from my maid of honor's telephone variety, yet she does no longer tell me why. Later, i found out that between the groomsmen and my maid of honor (my maximum suitable acquaintances) have been given caught having intercourse on the settee interior the motel by ability of the PARK RANGERS while they got here to fasten up the construction. The ranger called my mom and informed her that they have been going to cost her $3 hundred to have the settee wiped sparkling, and then began including on a lot of alternative bs expenses asserting that there became a cracked window (that could have been there earlier we've been given there), between the lavatories became clogged (how became that our fault?) and that we forgot to circulate some furnishings decrease back to it quite is maximum appropriate place and that they have been gonna call expert movers out. (to circulate a settee and rug 20 ft!) interior the tip, they attempted to cost us practically $1000 in extra suitable expenses on good of the $800 we spent to lease the placement. My husbands mom finally had to get on the telephone with the top supervisor of the park and be an entire b**** earlier they could decrease back off. We ended up in basic terms paying for the broken window. Then my mom called and informed me that my canine had heartworms. So, the marriage became great, however the honeymoon became a splash stressfull..:)

Answer 9

The ceremony was too long and one of the bridesmaid's sang a song she wrote herself, it was horrible and someone should have warned her first because she embarassed herself, but that's her problem, I just had to sit through it.

The reception was held about 10 feet away, but we had to wait like an hour or two while they did pictures, so we were just standing around getting bored and there was no where to sit.

The reception was short, no music, no entertainment, barely anyone stood up and spoke even though they asked for people to talk. I assumed we were getting a meal and I think other people did as well and it was just a buffet table and I was still hungry when we left. In fact, a lot of people left early to go get some food!

It was outdoors in a tent and our food was on paper plates and plastic cups. Oh yes, and absolutely no alcohol or dancing!

Answer 10

A wedding where the bride did not want to really get married .. and the Preacher knew it.

It was sad.