Where do you get that from?
2007-10-28 15:06:33 · 47 answers · asked by Mimza 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If God were to incarnate himself on Earth, why not be a lesbian black woman? Remember Jesus? Born in a stable. Dirt poor parents. Hated race. If he were to come back it would not be too much a stretch to think that he would choose to come back again as an opressed person. Someone that the "establishment" would look down upon, or not value. A lesbian balck woman might fit that need (WRONGLY in my oppinion, but fit it none the less) Afterall if you believe the Jesus story, you have to ask yourself why God didn't send his son as a rich all powerful king, born in a palace? Of course many Christians will be offended if they read my answer, but I think the reasoning behind it is sound.
2007-10-28 15:14:18 · answer #1 · answered by YahooGuru2u 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
This was a punchline to a joke about Jerry Falwell in the 1980s! How funny that it resurfaces 20 years later!
The joke was: What's the ultimate in karmic justice? Jerry Falwell dying, going to get judged and finding out God's a black lesbian.
Of course, nobody has a sense of humour anymore, especially when it comes to religion.
2007-10-28 15:34:11 · answer #2 · answered by rinchkarnk 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have never heard this one before but if thats the case I still love God anyway. I have no problem with lesbians, blacks, or women so I'm going to be true with myself and say, whatever cause it damn sure wont stop me from praying or giving Thanks...with an occasional God D@mn it!!
2007-10-28 15:14:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I quite have acquaintances who're extra fascinated by TD Jakes oneness theology. i'm extra in touch approximately his prosperity gospel. Going decrease back to the unique which ability of the earring as slavery is an thrilling tackle cultural anthropology. interior the 80's, there became a stigma with jewelry in each and each ear; one became for 'at present' adult adult males to positioned on an earring in and the different became for gay adult adult males to sell. I under no circumstances can bear in ideas it is which. Now earring donning is transforming into much less culturally selective. Preaching a prosperity gospel is risky floor the two theologically and doctrinally.
2016-10-02 23:33:35 · answer #4 · answered by carolan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last time I took a plane ride, my stewardess... ehem.. excuse me, female flight attendant, was named "Goddess"... she was black, and I assumed a lesbian cause she had a little rainbow necklace on...
Somewhere over the rainbow....
Yup my answer, as retarded as the claim that God is a lesbian black woman.
2007-10-28 15:11:58 · answer #5 · answered by centexdance 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's absolutely ridicules!!!! God is just God he is neither male or female and he certainly is not a black lesbian!
2007-10-28 15:12:12 · answer #6 · answered by LaRae 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I prefer the giant Duck rumor.
2007-10-28 15:11:33 · answer #7 · answered by S.O.S. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well probably true, god is also a straight white guy like George Burns!
2007-10-28 15:14:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you want to find out who God really is, read the Holy Bible. Don't believe anything people tell you about God, only believe what you read in the Bible. Jesus Christ is God and He loves you. He was born of a virgin, lived a sinless life, he died for your sins, and rose from the dead after three days. He is the only way to eternal life. Find out who He is and you will discover and whole new life for yourself.
2007-10-28 15:12:21 · answer #9 · answered by matt 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Oh name of a Blessed God, there's going to be some serious butt kicking going on when She gets Her hands on some people.....
2007-10-28 15:14:08 · answer #10 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋