My room is dark and I'm wondering how many times I need to pray before I'll be able to see again.
2007-10-28 13:48:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Pangel: It is a new lightbulb. I'm just too lazy to screw it in myself, so I'm praying to God to do it for me.
2007-10-28 13:53:57 · update #1
Pray till morning and you'll witness a miracle, your room will become light.
2007-10-28 13:52:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Pangel is right.....just get a new lightbulb........unless of course, you're blind, then you'd benefit from prayers. Sincere prayers always take care of spiritual blindness :)
2007-10-28 20:57:26 · answer #2 · answered by beano™ 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think i would be praying that God will help you find the true light, which is he himself. God helps those who help their self screw in a light bulb.
2007-10-28 21:03:11 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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one to pray you won't hit self or stumble in dark looking for said light bulb
one to pray you don't slip and forget to turn off power at switch
one to pray the bulb you found will work
one after you steal from neighbor porch they won't find out
(in the end, you do all work and answer own prayers in real time)
2007-10-28 20:54:56 · answer #4 · answered by voice_of_reason 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Just keep praying ...god will answer it in a few hours(and then 12 hours later he'll forsake you but oh well)
2007-10-28 21:01:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about that but I know how many atheist it
take,s,,1 to screw it in and 11 to prove it.
2007-10-28 20:59:31 · answer #6 · answered by elaine 30705 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur cool now. u said god isnt real. im sure everyone likes u. cuz ur such an original and such a rebel. your the only atheist who wud be tough enough to post a joke on yahoo answers about religion.
2007-10-28 20:54:44 · answer #7 · answered by tim 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would really love to see a bunch of christians do that..... just to see what denial they would come up with and how long it would take for one of them to get frustrated enough to get up and do it....
2007-10-28 20:58:16 · answer #8 · answered by NO Labels 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
probably the same amount of screws that came a loose in your head.
2007-10-28 20:56:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You don't need light to see "god". Of course prayer dosn't work. You might want to help yourself.
2007-10-28 20:53:44 · answer #10 · answered by punch 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋