Why does Jesus have to actually return? Why can't he simply phone it in?

Question

I see the thumbs-down stalkers have logged in...

(((UncleWayne and Aunt Carolyn)))

Answer 1

Seems to me he's been phoning it in for the last 2000 years or so...

Answer 2

That was originally the plan, but since so many people don't have land lines, they haven't had a chance to switch to a new system that will also call wireless users. Bring on the thumbs down, you people with no sense of humor.

Answer 3

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Answer 4

Oh good one, like E.T. in reverse!!

He has been here since the beginning, just no one will see him. How many times does he have to be killed before someone recognizes him, is a better question!

I would imagine Jesus has been reincarnated 75 times or so, and has probably been crucified every time. I would get tired of it myself. How many great people have been crucified??? You think we are ready for that??? How many were really Jesus?

Answer 5

Because he has to come riding in on some horse and guide all the true believers to Candy Land or something like that. He can't really expect them to follow directions. I mean look at Moses, he brings various plagues, parts the red sea, then goes off to speak with the burning bush, and the followers still went back to worshiping idols while he was gone, not the sharpest tacks in the box.

Answer 6

The world is filled with sin and corruption. Jesus has to fulfill scripture. God is good and cannot break His word. the world and all elements have to be burned because they are corrupted.

Answer 7

Unless they see him face to face the fundies wont believe the jigs up.

Answer 8

Because his word said that he will. He is going to com for the believers that are truely ready for him.

Answer 9

because he said he would return in the same way he left

Answer 10

He uses Cingular and his damn cell phone is always out of juice.

Answer 11

Carolyn loved that one. She walked past my screen and read your question and ..... cracked up -- so to say. Chagrin. (((Godzilla))).