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Two funny blondes traveled 2 hours from town and walked deep into the woods searching for a Christmas tree. They were all warmly dressed from head to toe carrying their saw, hatchet and a rope to drag the Christmas tree back to the car. They had thought of every little detail planning this trip.

The two blondes were so determined to find the perfect Christmas tree. So determined, that they searched for hours slugging through knee-deep snow, blistering wind and weren’t even distracted!

Finally, five hours had passed and the sun was beginning to set, so one blonde turned to the other blonde and said, "I GIVE UP! I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! There are hundreds of beautiful Christmas trees all around us. Let’s just cut one down whether it's decorated or not!!"

2007-10-28 12:50:10 · 13 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

hope they made it back ok

hahahaha

you know in the dark

cheers

2007-10-28 13:41:05 · answer #1 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 1 0

superb one!!! famous guy or woman for you! right this is one among my favorites: a brunette became junping up and down on railroad tracks chanting ' 22, 22, 22 ' many times. a blonde is strolling by ability of and then watches the brunette leaping and chanting. she doesnt understand why she is doing this, yet she joins her simply by fact curiously exciting. they the two leap on the tracks for a jointly as, till they hear a prepare coming. the brunette receives exited and starts off leaping greater and screaming louder, so the blonde does an identical. the prepare's tooting because it comes nearer, and proper earlier it squishes them the two, the brunette leaps out of the thank you to secure practices. to place it short, the blonde, properly, didnt. after the prepare passes, the brunette takes up her spot back on the tracks, maintains leaping, yet this time, she chants, '23, 23, 23 '!!!!!!

2016-10-02 23:27:21 · answer #2 · answered by owen 4 · 0 0

Funny! 10!

2007-10-28 12:54:26 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

all the while i thought the two blondes were gay ... had it snowed that day, then they could have found hundreds of decorated trees ...

2007-10-28 13:10:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Funny, cheers for posting.

2007-10-28 22:25:38 · answer #5 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0 0

Thats good lol

2007-10-28 13:42:05 · answer #6 · answered by Blondie 3 · 1 0

OMG that's funny!

2007-10-28 13:15:54 · answer #7 · answered by pomeranianlvr 2 · 1 0

Lol. nice one.

2007-10-28 12:55:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

LOL!!!!! I wonder if it was even xmas... lol
:D


don't worry blondes we love you anyway...

2007-10-28 13:06:46 · answer #9 · answered by randomsurfchick 2 · 2 0

ahhhhh stupiddd blondes.

2007-10-28 13:05:47 · answer #10 · answered by hahaha h 3 · 2 1

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