When Little Johnnie's family was invited over to see the new arrival, his Dad reminded him, very strictly, that Johnnie was not to mention anything about the ears, and that the word "Ear" was not to be mentioned, or Johnnie would get the whipping of his life.
When Little Johnnie saw the infant he asked the new Mother if the child can speak. The Mother said "Yes" but not clearly, yet."
Little Johnnie asked if the Baby can see. The Mother responded that the Dr. said the Baby had perfect sight.
"Good thing", said Little Johnnie, "He'd be crap outta luck if he needed glasses."
2007-10-28 12:43:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha, bring out the belt!
2007-10-28 12:49:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol I love little johnny
2007-10-28 20:45:00 · answer #2 · answered by Blondie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Little johnnie is gunna get his kicked... :D
2007-10-28 20:18:09 · answer #3 · answered by randomsurfchick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-28 19:46:36 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heh cute little kids..
why is it always little johnny who does such crazy things?
2007-10-28 20:15:28 · answer #5 · answered by hahaha h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
he could always get contact lenses when he gets older though
cheers
2007-10-28 19:52:25 · answer #6 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2007-10-28 20:19:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha dang
2007-10-28 22:01:40 · answer #8 · answered by emily-182 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice... that almost made me snort... jk
2007-10-28 20:11:30 · answer #9 · answered by pomeranianlvr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... funny
2007-10-28 20:27:54 · answer #10 · answered by galactimus138 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋