A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump. Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said: "I can't take this, you're my friend." But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bet's a bet." Then the redhead said: "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money." The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again."
Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champion.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A: She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
lol
Star it if you liked them
2007-10-28 12:21:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG hahahaha LOL
2007-10-28 12:26:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Those were pretty good. Being a blonde, i hear so many of those. I thought the funniest part was there arent many blondes who replied.
2007-10-30 07:25:21 · answer #2 · answered by vanillashimmer21 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-10-28 12:39:57 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
(even though I'm a blonde) lmfao!
I've heard 'em before, but they're still just as funny!
2007-10-28 14:04:58 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs Adorkable 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
event tho i am a blonde, this is pretty funny...'specially the 5 'c clock news one!!
2007-10-28 13:44:25 · answer #5 · answered by pomeranianlvr 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can't believe that i am sitting here laughing so hard that tears are running down my cheek's! especially the 5 o'clock news one. thanks so much! I really love to laugh:)
2007-10-28 12:33:32 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! notice how every1 who answered this ques it a brunette...:D
2007-10-28 13:32:41 · answer #7 · answered by randomsurfchick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMBO you made my night very funny!=)
2007-10-28 13:41:52 · answer #8 · answered by Yessy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! hahahahahah
It was really funny !
2007-10-28 13:30:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
holey crap that was AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!! i needed that after all my stress today thank you sooo much hun.
2007-10-28 13:28:53 · answer #10 · answered by emorangers16 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋