Jonny's goldfish
Little Jonny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the rosy-cheeked youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Jonny?"
"My goldfish died," replied Jonny tearfully, without looking
up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Jonny patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat!"
2007-10-28 12:11:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good No8 that's a funny one.
2007-10-28 12:31:47 · answer #1 · answered by Bezza 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats Funny & Cool!!!
One of the best jokes I've ever read.
Superb...Keep It Up!!!!!
2007-10-29 01:45:28 · answer #2 · answered by Kr 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-28 19:34:58 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2007-10-29 05:28:44 · answer #4 · answered by Widgi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes nice one
had a laugh over this one
starred
2007-10-28 20:07:01 · answer #5 · answered by oh no,,,it's the kevsta 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not one of your best,but worth a star!
2007-10-28 19:38:03 · answer #6 · answered by miss behaving. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hah cute little johnny always acting up...
2007-10-28 20:23:04 · answer #7 · answered by hahaha h 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
mmmmmmmmm!funneeish!
2007-10-28 19:18:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice!
2007-10-28 20:17:00 · answer #9 · answered by pomeranianlvr 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-28 19:43:03 · answer #10 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋