A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his beautiful, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I've got mail!"
2007-10-28 11:16:16 · 9 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THAT IS SO FUNNY
LOL
2007-10-28 11:24:11 · answer #1 · answered by ski ice123 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha..interesting...i have 1 for you!
Poker
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Two couples were playing poker one evening.
Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor.
When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife,
Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!
Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up
again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.
Bob's wife followed and asked,
'Did you see anything that you like under there?'
Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did.
She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500.'
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs
of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested.
Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons
and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p.m.
sharp - and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the
bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed.
Jim quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving,
asked his wife:
'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'
With a lump in her throat Sue answered 'Why yes, he did stop by
for a few minutes this afternoon 'Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked,
'And did he give you $500?'
Sue, using her best poker face,
replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500.'
Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
'He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me.
He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home
and pay me back.'
Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!
2007-10-29 05:48:00 · answer #2 · answered by daniel*wm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh well. No comment. How about this instead?
The house of a Blonde caught on fire.
She called 911. "HYELP!! My house is on fire!!"
The firemen asked her to calm down,
"We'll come asap .How do we get there?"
She replied,
"Duh.. Don't you have the big red trucks anymore?"
2007-10-28 18:27:41 · answer #3 · answered by Adam 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-28 20:35:59 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha that girl is just dumb. That A Dumb BLOND for u.
2007-10-28 18:23:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-10-28 18:25:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey
tell her she has to reboot it,
hahahaha
2007-10-28 18:20:34 · answer #7 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
loolololololol
awesome
2007-10-28 18:29:56 · answer #8 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey i have that problem too.....
2007-10-28 18:25:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋