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Pumpkins don’t accuse you of loosing the TV remote!
Pumpkins make better pie!
Every year you get new Pumpkins to choose from!
Pumpkins always greet you with a smile!
If you don't like the way a Pumpkin looks, just make up another face!
If a Pumpkin starts smelling up your place, just throw him out!
Pumpkins don’t stare at other pumpkins
2007-10-28 11:11:18 · 34 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Come on people i am cracking up. It is only a joke I love my pumpkin:)
2007-10-28 11:28:13 · update #1
Men, you are awesome!!
2007-10-28 11:28:57 · update #2
"pumpkins dont stare at other pumpkins"
thats really funny
...but if u think about it, they could if u made them... lol
2007-10-28 11:15:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. That's cute, but you know men could say something like that about women. I can only think of one right now, though. Pumpkins don't complain when a man turns on the sports channel.
2007-10-28 12:21:52 · answer #2 · answered by Goddess Princess Minky 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol. that's attractive, yet you know adult men could desire to assert something like that approximately women human beings. i will only think of of one suitable now, nonetheless. Pumpkins do no longer whinge whilst a guy activates the activities channel.
2016-12-30 08:56:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
On behalf of men:
Pumpkins don't make good lovers.
Men do make better money then pumpkins.
Pumpkins don't whisper sweet nothings in your ear.
Men are warmer to snuggle up to at night then a pumpkins.
2007-10-28 11:16:14 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ ♥ C.J. ♥ ♥ 5 · 6⤊ 1⤋
LOL, but pumpkins can't take you out to dinner!
2007-10-28 11:15:59 · answer #5 · answered by Chaashni 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pumpkins have candles in them when its halloween.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay =)
2007-10-28 11:16:11 · answer #6 · answered by TomRox 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pumpkins...dont sit around and do nothing...they sit there and smile...
2007-10-28 11:13:59 · answer #7 · answered by JustChillin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why are pumpkins better than...
Children?
Little brothers?
Nosy parents?
Stupid people?
2007-10-28 11:15:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
pumpkins arnt great in the bed
2007-10-28 11:32:51 · answer #9 · answered by moe 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Taking the pain factor in account as measure, great.
2007-10-28 11:23:21 · answer #10 · answered by Adam 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋