One dark night two guys were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery. When they got to about the middle of the graveyard they were startled and stopped moving.
There was this terrifying noise, “TAP-TAP-TAP” coming from the shadows. Trembling with fear, they spotted an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow Mister,” one of them said after catching his breath. “You SCARED us half to death. We thought you were a GHOST! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those dummie's the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!!"
2007-10-28 11:02:44 · 10 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol its brilliant!!!
2007-10-28 11:06:53 · answer #1 · answered by amy r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol now that was ssoo very funny loved it but promise you if that old man spoke to me I will sure as hell turn into another Ghost.here have a star,and please love no more Ghost stories I dread Halloween cause I'm s**te scared of all this spookyness and me beieng a matured lady.HAHAHA.xxxxxxxxx
2007-10-28 18:11:55 · answer #2 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-28 22:14:38 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh Now
2007-10-28 18:28:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ãh,
one of those "I faked my death to collect the insurance money"
is it
don't tell anyone
hahahaha
2007-10-28 18:18:32 · answer #5 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-10-28 18:11:51 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Ѧƨԋʅɛץ ïи ωѳиԃԑᴙʅαиԃ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny
2007-10-28 18:07:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thered be a puddle at my feet in a matter of miliseconds...
2007-10-28 18:16:56 · answer #8 · answered by molly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
looks like your equally dumb , you cant spell
you said mispelled its mispelt
2007-10-28 19:21:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
SO FUNNY LOL
2007-10-28 18:31:12 · answer #10 · answered by ski ice123 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋