Linda got a job as a reporter at her local newspaper. The crusty old editor told her, "Names, names - no story is complete without the names of everyone involved."
She came back a few hours later and filed this report:
Three farms in our area were affected by severe lightning storms that struck Thursday night. Mr. and Mrs. Horace Greene reported a fire in their barn. Michael Arlington said several trees were knocked down by the violence of the storm. And Fred Morse reported that three of his cows were struck by lightning. Their names were Bessie, Elsie and Bertha.
2007-10-28 10:37:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very cute
2007-10-28 23:01:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
8 out of 10
2007-10-28 10:43:30 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Ѧƨԋʅɛץ ïи ωѳиԃԑᴙʅαиԃ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, I used to like the name Ermintrude as a cows name.
2007-10-28 10:43:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-28 13:46:42 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love 'em - especially the autopsy ones!! lol
2016-05-25 22:43:54 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny 10.
2007-10-28 23:18:06 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great we named our cows too so that is cute. and we had a bessie and a daisy.
2007-10-28 10:41:00 · answer #7 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww nice names, pmsl hun, another good one
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2007-10-28 12:01:34 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She certainly took him seriously!
2007-10-28 10:46:55 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny lol
2007-10-28 11:34:23 · answer #10 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋