A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks andNeeds to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Finally... a smart blonde joke.
2007-10-28 10:05:57 · 18 answers · asked by ♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yay a smart blonde!! Oh hang on....
... bet she has dark roots!
have a star!
2007-10-29 01:22:32 · answer #1 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! Here's another "smart blonde" joke:
There was a blonde and a lawyer on a plane. The lawyer asks the blonde, "do you want to play a game?" and the blonde says "no" and goes to sleep. Later, the lawyer asks the blonde again if she wants to play a game, though this time he adds, " I'll ask a question, if you don't know, you give me $5, then you ask me a question, if I get it wrong, I will give you $500" so the blonde plays the game. The lawyer then asks how many miles from the sun till the Earth. The blonde doesn't know, so she reaches into her purse and pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to him. Then the blonde asks, what goes up a hill with 3 legs and down with 2? The lawyer looks it up on his laptop, calls his buddy and his work. Finally he gives her the $500. When they are getting off the plane, the lawyer asks, so what does go up a hill with 3 legs and down with 2? The blonde reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5 bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
2007-10-28 10:11:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
very humorous lol blonde version of who must be a millionaire: fastest finger question: positioned those Rocky video clips so as starting up with the earliest.....Rocky a million,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4 those 2 blonde ladies drove to Disneyland.They said a demonstration that stated "Disneyland Left" so they went left and went again homestead. they chanced on 2 blonde ladies frozen to demise of their vehicle on the stress-in action picture theatre. They went to ensure "Closed For The wintry climate". why cant blondes make kool-help they cant determine out how they get 8 cups water contained in the koolaid packet healthcare professional (utilizing a stethoscope): "large breaths." Blond: Yeth. and that i'm no longer even thickteen yet how did the blonde get sq. boobs she forgot to take the kleenix out of the container this blonde ladys pal change into fairly injured and had to bypass to the medical institution for medical interest.So she ultimately were given her to the emrgency.So the nurse on the er requested her why didnt she in simple terms cal "911"? The blonde woman stated"nicely i couldnt locate the "11" button." 2 blondes are walking contained in the woods even as one spots tracks and says, "whats up seem, undergo tracks!" to which the different blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for type of an hour. next morning, information headlines examine:2 blondes, killed by practice.
2016-10-23 02:54:50 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice to see a blonde getting one over the men, pmsl hun
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2007-10-28 11:49:33 · answer #4 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-28 10:19:13 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one. was getting tired off those typical blond jokes!
2 thumbs up =)
2007-10-28 10:39:11 · answer #6 · answered by Metal Gem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha out of the bottle can't be a real blond
2007-10-28 11:53:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-10-28 10:10:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bet she's a bottle blonde, pmsl hun, excellent
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2007-10-28 11:02:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-10-28 10:38:57 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Ѧƨԋʅɛץ ïи ωѳиԃԑᴙʅαиԃ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋