A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer arive at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter has a set of questions each to test them to qualify for entry.
The first is for the teacher. He is asked what is the name of the ship that crashed into an iceberg in 1912. He is allowed in with the correct answer "The Titanic".
St. Peter then decides that the garbage collector smells to bad, but decides to test him with the correct answer to the next question any ways. The garbage collector is asked how many lives were lost on the ship, and lets him in with the correct answer, "1,228"
St. Peter then turns to the lawyer and says "Name them all"
2007-10-28
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