Have you bought a W(hat) W(ould) A(l) G(ore) D(o) bracelets made out of organic feces yet? I just have decided to make an oath to not breath for next 5 minutes in order to help the Holy Ozone and donate my children's college fund to buying Carbon Credits. What sacrifices for the Holy Ozone have you made?
2007-10-28 09:24:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
goldcoil, why are all this "global warming" just being shy of tying recorded records in the 1930s? and yet still not breaking them? Look at your own facts, and realize oil wasn't that big then, so why sir, oh why?
2007-10-28 10:40:27 · update #1
I drove my SUV in circles for hours and left every light on in the house for a week. I also sprayed about 5 cans of aerosol out the window.
Unfortunately, this ritual probably hurt my billfold more than the environment :)
2007-10-28 09:39:09 · answer #1 · answered by Caffeinated Bliss 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think that you need to suck on the sacred SUV's tailpipe a bit more. You are to close to making a shred of sense.
The Ozone holes are measured, they are real and the cause is understood.
The ice caps are melting at both poles, that is real and measured.
It is not required to think to much about greenhouse gasses to get the idea about warming. Just adding up the calorie value we expend every year in fuel makes the point quite nicely. Our planet shines at night with our lights, and every light is watts of heat.
So just keep telling yourself it is all a bad dream, not real, and pull the blankets back over your head.
Think about this one. In the early part of the 20th century oil was new but most people still used horses. After 1950 the car was the big thing and now we are starting to line up for a world war over oil.
The warming time line shows about a ten year lag behind the oil burning over the same period.
From an impending ice age to a greenhouse.
I am hoping that your posts are just poor attempts at satire instead of the outright idiocy they seem to be.
2007-10-28 16:49:49 · answer #2 · answered by Y!A-FOOL 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have remodeled my bike to run on carbon dioxide that I breathe out and release clean oxygen and I shoved a cork in my butt so I don't give off any methane I also have a windmil in my front yard and grass on my roof and my backyard is nature grotto.
2007-10-28 16:41:25 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I sat up all night spraying aerosols into the sky.
2007-10-28 16:28:50 · answer #4 · answered by The Return Of Sexy Thor 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Stopped using my hairdryer! It should help the polar bears...
2007-10-28 16:33:11 · answer #5 · answered by Lover of Blue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Named my charcoal grill "AL"
2007-10-28 16:35:08 · answer #6 · answered by beek 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LAWL!!! XD XD
2007-10-28 16:39:31 · answer #7 · answered by microbopeep ♥Stranger♥☂ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋