Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.
"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"None. I had a perfect marriage."
"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.
"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.
"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford."
Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying.
"What's wrong?"
"I just saw my wife."
"So?"
"She was riding a skateboard."
2007-10-28 08:20:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha thats really funny lol.
2007-10-28 08:30:38 · answer #1 · answered by Christine 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's a good old joke.It used to be,"I just saw my wife turn the corner in roller skates".lol
2007-10-28 15:31:14 · answer #2 · answered by Ms Lety 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
man...its bad to see the truth in a symbolic way
some things are best kept a secret
pity the fool who wants to know everything
but praise the one who learns what he should know, but ignores what is irrelevent
2007-10-28 15:43:17 · answer #3 · answered by Heero Yuy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha theres a moral for that
sooner or later all ur bad things come out (or somethng like that)
2007-10-28 15:37:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, nice one.
2007-10-28 17:06:38 · answer #5 · answered by Widgi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good! lol.
2007-10-28 19:47:00 · answer #6 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awesome. Not for him though :))
2007-10-28 15:30:16 · answer #7 · answered by Benny 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good one :)
2007-10-28 15:23:44 · answer #8 · answered by DJ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋