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2007-10-28 07:48:23 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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If Harry Potter and Sherlock Holmes armwrestled, who would win?

2007-10-28 07:54:27 · answer #1 · answered by Pangloss (Ancora Imparo) AFA 7 · 1 2

If God and Satan armwrestled, whoever had the TV rights would win, and everyone else would lose.

2007-10-28 08:20:24 · answer #2 · answered by Silver Prodigy 3 · 0 0

lets put it this way, satan cannot enter heaven unless God says its ok. Satan got kicked out because he did not agree with god and wanted his thrown.
Satan will one day be forced to go to hell.
That is if you believe the Bible as all truth with no contrdictions, or you believe in a Heaven or Hell or a God that is supposed to be all loving but yet creates a hell because you got the wrong answer to the question.
reincarnation and near death experiences explains the after life and all the confusion and condradictions of the bible and satan and God.

2007-10-28 07:59:23 · answer #3 · answered by piscean_psychic7 2 · 0 0

Always God. Satan is bogus, a wimp, weak and manipulative creep who uses weak, vulnerable power-seeking humans to do his dirty work. He screams and rages in agony to be as big as God, had already been given the highest status over all the angels, second only to God, but he was too vain, self-seeking, egomaniacal to be grateful for that. He wanted more - to be like God.

2007-10-28 08:06:29 · answer #4 · answered by ENGLASS 2 · 0 0

It won't be by armwrestling, but it will happen. Read Revelation. It tells exactly how, and who wins!!

2007-10-28 08:00:49 · answer #5 · answered by byHisgrace 7 · 0 0

God and Satan never do that. They sit and sip watermelon juice under a silver canopy in the desert wind, and discuss the pathetic affairs of mortals, while their camels stand and smirk a short way off, farting...
Yeah well whatever --

2007-10-28 07:54:02 · answer #6 · answered by Saint Nearly 5 · 2 1

You know God already won this, where is satan, wondering around the earth with his demons, Jesus Christ beat satan in that match, Satan tempted Jesus 3 times, and Jesus passed, then on top of that Jesus Chist went to the Cross to save us, that was it, Jesus Chist said on the cross "It is finished" the battle has already been one, where will you go, Satan lost, will you follow someone that is guraranteed to go to the firery pit, or will you accept your only savior into your life, you must make that choice, we know not the hour.

2007-10-28 07:53:26 · answer #7 · answered by Lynn C 5 · 3 1

God owns satan. God would win easily. why do you think satan is in hell. God put him there.

2007-10-28 07:59:37 · answer #8 · answered by Max P 2 · 1 0

GOD would win. Satan tried to fight in heaven and was kicked out of it by God.

2007-10-28 07:53:27 · answer #9 · answered by geessewereabove 7 · 2 1

Chuck Norris!

2007-10-28 07:52:45 · answer #10 · answered by kent_shakespear 7 · 1 3

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